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"Shut up!," he explained.

I have the most georgeous Hindi student in my class called Vansh. You have to imagine his sing-song voice .... I managed to get the DVD player working over the data projection system after Mrs Whyte had struggled. His voice piped up "Mrs Harvey, you are very very very clever!" then quietly "Oh and Mrs Whyte is too" Today we had assembly and it was very dry and tedious until it was the pastor's turn and he bounded onto the stage full of life and energy. I whispered to Vansh "Is he crazy?" "No Mrs Harvey" replied Vansh "He is a man of God"!!

thanks Ali, that is very good! Rich

One of the students was telling my mentor teacher that when she was older she would also like to be a teacher, but she would have to wait until the mentor teacher died so that she could have her job! D

Another death related story: A student asked me (being tall) how I would ever fit into a grave when I died! D - cut your legs off?!!!

I had a job interview last week and the students en masse didn't want me to get it as they thought then I would stay with them - but Vansh very kindly offered me a job in his Dad's fish and chip shop next year!